{"id":312,"date":"2012-03-29T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-28T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/back-to-values.co.uk\/index.php\/2012\/03\/29\/dont-panic-capt-mainwaring\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T22:10:16","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T21:10:16","slug":"dont-panic-capt-mainwaring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/back-to-values.co.uk\/index.php\/2012\/03\/29\/dont-panic-capt-mainwaring\/","title":{"rendered":"DON&#8217;T PANIC CAPT MAINWARING"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For gods sake what are you doing you idiots? &#8211; There is no fuel shortage &#8211; there is no strike &#8211; We have plenty of fuel. Just because the media and a waning MP hints at stocking up or topping your fuel reserves because there may be a dispute &#8211; all hell breaks out -cues all over England. If I published that by next week we are going to run out of fresh air\u201a are you all going to rush to out to buy oxygen tanks. In the words of Capt&#8217; Mainwaring YOU STUPID BOY.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For gods sake what are you doing you idiots? &#8211; There is no fuel shortage &#8211; there is no strike &#8211; We have plenty of fuel. Just because the media and a waning MP hints at stocking up or topping your fuel reserves because there may be a dispute &#8211; all hell breaks out -cues [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/back-to-values.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/back-to-values.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/back-to-values.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/back-to-values.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/back-to-values.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/back-to-values.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1128,"href":"https:\/\/back-to-values.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions\/1128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/back-to-values.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/back-to-values.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/back-to-values.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}