Subject: Tesco burger jokes Tesco burgers: low in fat but high in Shergar My Lidl pony Shergar\u2019s bum is an anagram of hamburgers They’ll need to find a Newmarket for their burgers now! Don’t eat them. They’ll give you the trots Last night I ate a Tesco burger and a fetlock of good it did me Zebra found in the bar code They’re all part of a stable diet I was wondering whose burgers are best\u201a Tesco or Sainsburys? Turns out that Tesco burgers win by a nose! Horse meat found in Tesco burgers\u201a camel toe found in Tesco leggings People aren’t mincing their words are they? Perhaps we should rein this in a little- it’s all very unbridled. Tesco\u201a tracing your meat from stable to table…# I had a Tesco burger last week and got the runs. 2-30 at Aintree I don’t know what all the fuss is about – it’s not as though it was the mane ingredient Typical of Tesco to flog dead horse. This ascot to be wrong I know an old lady who swallowed a horse\u201a she bought it in Tescos\u201a of course Health Officials have said that the Tesco burgers pose no health risk\u201a except for the high sugar lump content. Tesco – an equine opportunities company … Every little ‘bit’ helps! This cold weather has brought widespread respiratory infections. Tesco burger packers are feeling a little horse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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